One of these pictures is not like the other, one of these pictures is not the same.
I hope your Friday was as eventful as mine (work, video game, cry self to sleep). Today is a rather slow news day which is always good news, ’cause if you haven’t noticed the News is Unword Lamesauce (those are not words at all).
Prez. Obama. Obama, Obama is getting much heavy slack against his legislation. He Keeps passing shite laws and people are really starting to get pissed off, but as Obama claims “it’s all part of the plan.” Our government system, the same one that led us into this point of suckfest, needs to be changed so this bailout shit doesn’t happen again, and with the way things are going we won’t have money to bail ourselves out next time anyway, so everything’s on the up and up. News is calling this THE GREAT TAX CRISIS, maybe, I’m not sure, I think I just made that up (use comma’s much?).
This has triggered so much controversy that there are homegrown terrorist organizations trying to take the Government down. One led by a man called David stone, who is one trial right now for such things, heads a sub-sectional division of the Christian Militia known as Huturee ( I have no clue what that means, I could have wikipediaed it but I really didn’t care that much), The Huturee or the Christian Warriors, as they like to be called, are crazy as fuck rednecks who want nothing more than to shoot up police stations, cause anarchy, and fight the antichrist (Obama, Obama, Obama). Now they might want something else but I haven’t interview any of them yet. Maybe I will one day. Wouldn’t that be cool, interview a crazy Christian nutbag (in person?) over the phone or through emails (thank god, I don’t want to sit next to them, they smell like wine and crackers).
Speaking of crazy Christian nutbags, the Pope is on a journey to heal the sexually abuse children of some sexually abused country, or is he going to sexually abuse the children in the country, hmmm I’m not sure which one it is, but either way God willing it will happen (that was pretty fucked up).
Finally, I looked on the entertainment section of yahoo, and there was a comics section. I clicked it, and I read a comic called 9 Chickweed Lane, it was the stupidest thing I ever read and now I’m very disappointed in myself for doing such a thing.
HA HA….Wine and Crackers…Dude, I think the crazy nutbag “Christians,” as they call themselves, have no kind of cognitive thinking whatsoever, especially when it comes to otherworldly things… You see, if they truly know the Bible, and read what it says, anyone should clearly understand that Major Devious is one of Captain Obvious’ most dreaded arch-nemesis’!
TATA For now!